Ok so i had a rather embarrassing moment the other day. Pastor Scott, Matt, Jenny, KB,Doug, and I were all on our way back from a minister's meeting in Lafayette. We stopped by a raceway for a bathroom break. Matt and KB took up the two working urinal so i went into the stall and closed the door so i could do my business with some privacy.
Well outside i hear KB making this hacking sound he makes. So jokingly i say "dude sounds like a velociraptor out there!"
i then hear Matt walk out of the room singing "jesus jesus"
i shrug and finish my business. I walk out and i suddenly stop.
A heavy feeling of dread comes over my face. I lower my head in immense shame as i look into the mirror before me. You see dear friends the velociraptor roars that i assumed to had come from my wee friend KB had, infact, not come from him at all.
Before me in the mirror was an older gentleman, probably some vet from Vietnam, who had a treak in his throat. it would appear the poor guy was attempting to clear phlegm from out of the hole in his throat...
I then proceeded to walk out of the room.... yeah... red face...
lol if you would like to know about jokes that were told after wards feel free to contact any of my friends who were on the rest of that ride home haha
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